Oh Ash, you noble pervert.
Willkommen! This is the fifth edition of the Best and Worst of Pokémon, a weekly thing in which I recap Pokémon things for reasons unknown. Sorry if this week’s quality craters but I’ve been doing this while traveling non-stop, making this the first planes, trains and automobiles-authored Best and Worst of Pokémon!
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Please enjoy this potentially amusing mixture of late 20th century pop culture and dubious half-remembered scientific laws.