Hey! Wait! Don’t go out! It’s unsafe! Wild POKÉMON articles live in tall grass! You need your own POKÉMON article for your protection. I know! Here, come with me!

So what is this labour of blood, sweat and lots of copy/pasting of the e-acute? I decided to watch an episode of Pokémon, for intellectual purposes (hoo hey the colours). While watching it, I began mentally noting the cool and lame parts of it and then decided to write about the episode. Then I decided why not put this on the internet and share it with friends and well-wishers?

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  1. Franklin says:

    pretty good stuff and I like this profile stuff youve got going on too its like combining wordpress and a forum or something. hope you do more of these

  2. named_theorem says:

    The schoolgirl in the opening theme isn’t a character of the week, as far as I know. She’s actually a lyric in the Japanese theme song, which begins:

    “I’ll get you, Pokémon!
    Even if in fire, in water, in grass, in forests
    In ground, in clouds, in that girl’s skirt (eek!)”

    So she’s a character who exists entirely for the sake of an upskirt joke. Sorry for spoiling the mystery. Was it worth it?

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